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A Leela of Her Own Negative, bossy meat creature! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Yeah, lots of people did. File not found. That Darn Katz! You’re going to do his laundry? With gusto. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Tell them I hate them. But I’ve never been to the moon! There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. I wish! It’s a nickel. Insane in the Mainframe Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. You don’t know how to do any of those....

Future Stock Bender, we’re trying our best. Why would a robot need to drink? Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Proposition Infinity I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Belligerent and numerous. File not found. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Insane in the Mainframe Take me to your leader! But I’ve never been to the moon! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! I wish! It’s a nickel. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Anthology of Interest I...